Why Can’t I Be You?

Lollapalooza is dead. Enough said. Long live The Cure ! They are

headlining the Curiosa Tour, and will be in New York

in late July. Yay!

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in this issue

* Just Like Heaven

* If Only Tonight We Could Sleep

* Boys Don’t Cry

* Just Say Yes

* Disintegration

* Hot Hot Hot!

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Just Like Heaven

Champagne in a can…Have you tasted it yet? Well,

this week I was blessed to have sampled the

sparkling Sofia. This

bubbly comes from Francis Coppola vineyards, and I

bet the kiddies in the Hamptons are loving it. Now I

can’t wait for Marc Jacobs to create a signature

orange juice so that I can drink designer mimosas for

Sunday brunch!

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If Only Tonight We Could Sleep

Last Friday, I had the opportunity to see Dylan

Moran’s Monster at the Village Theatre (158 Bleecker

St.) for free. However, I really wanted to get some

sleep, but my new motto is “you can sleep when you

die”. So I attended and laughed heartily at the

irreverent comedy of Irishman Dylan Moran. It was

fun, and I even saw Jerry Orbach from “Law and

Order” in the audience! The

show was being taped for BBC America, so you may

see me in the audience when it airs this fall. By the

way, I heard that “Monster” has been extended, so

make sure you check out for “sh!ts and giggles”!

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Boys Don’t CryA week after Gay Pride, and I am thinking where are

the manly straight men? I’m guessing that they

are all at a bar somewhere talking about women and

relationships while downing shots of tequila. These

guys should probably check out one of my favorite

New York bar guides, Murph Guide

everyday to see what places have the best

happy hour. Cheers!

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Just Say Yes

Say yes as I call upon all you Nichelle Newsletter fans

to come out on Tuesday, July 6 for the 3rd

monthly “Chicks and Giggles” show! The stellar lineup

includes Carolyn Castiglia, Laura Mannino, Lena

Martinez, Amy Mahfouz, Veronica Mosey, Abby

Rosin, Jenny Rubin, and Jill Twiss. The cover is only

$8 with a two-drink minimum. The door is at 8PM,

and the show starts at 8:30 PM at the Laugh Lounge and call 212.614.2500 for reservations.

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Disintegration

What in the heck was I thinking last week?! I

actually posted a personal ad in Craig’s List

after writing the newsletter. (Dumb move!) I was quickly

overwhelmed with a deluge of emails from creepy

guys who claimed to be lawyers. I took the post

down after less than a day. I soon realized that

this single thing is better left

unsaid. Anyway, if you ever want to be entertained by CL, then check out

Amy Blair’s “The Week in Craig” column on Black Table .

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Hot Hot Hot!

There are some folks that are being much buzzed

about lately and I just to bear witness to their

brilliance. First up is Demetri

Martin, comedian. I first saw his act at

Moonwork back last winter, and he’s very funny

and pretty cute. His show is called Spiral Bound. Also I gotta say that I really

enjoyed listening to Mike Sandwich , a wild and crazy band from Astoria, Queens who played last weekend at Coney Island.